sorry i poofed, i just died because i found out i have eigHTEEN NOVELS TO BUY FOR ONE CLASS

What. Can’t you borrow them from the library?

This is the Devil’s Bible - the Largest Manuscript in the World


Codex Gigas, otherwise known as ‘the Devil’s Bible’ is the largest and probably one of the strangest manuscripts in the world. 

It is so large that it is said to have taken more than 160 animal skins to make it and takes at least two people to lift it. It measures approximately 1 metre in length.

According to legend, the medieval manuscript was made out of a pact with the ‘devil’, which is why it is sometimes referred to as the Devil’s Bible. 

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Get the fan looked at and cleaned ASAP. The cause of death for a laptop is always heat.

You’re right, I should probably do that. I should probably also turn it off every once in a while.

My laptop is making dying noises.

“I heard a joke once: Man goes to the doctor. Says he’s depressed, life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, “treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. “But Doctor” he says, “I am Pagliacci.””

Robin Williams


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Anonymous asked:
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?


Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.




This little girl at the library wrote me this card. If I ever make it big in the library world and get an office to myself I’m framing this and putting this on my wall.

Notes like these are the best thing about being a librarian.

Beliefs and Techniques for Modern Prose - The List of Essentials by Jack Kerouac.

I think I wanna read Kerouac.
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"I’m writing a play about the nature of truth, and how difficult it is to convey the truth when everybody is speaking a different language. For example, the word ‘terrorist’ and the word ‘freedom fighter’ are used to refer to the exact same people at the exact same time. With everyone speaking differently, truth is almost impossible to agree upon. Yet believing in the existence of truth is the only thing that keeps us from devolving into tribal warfare. Because without the existence of truth, the person who is most powerful becomes the person who is right."
“The comfort of reclusion, the poetry of hibernation.”
Marcel Proust, Swann’s Way (via thelostdeer)

Currently reading: Perfume: The Story Of A Murderer by Patrick Suskind and drinking Earl Grey tea♡

Rainer Maria Rilke

“Cloud Atlas" by David Mitchell (2004).



Petition for readers of fiction everywhere to remember that views of characters are not necessarily held by the author.

Yes. Please.